tyrannosaurus

by Matt Freire

My verbal fax
Stapled-gunned to you head
Theses lines of tracks
Inflict calluses of dread
So if you’re standing
You might want to sit
Like a spider web you’ll get blasted away by my lyrical loogie

I'm a tyrannosaurus
I’ll take you places you've never been like in side an accordion
I’ll throws you through the bellows and out the windpipes
Its nice how I can supply you with flight
On a wingless kite
In the elusive night
You better put a beanie and sweater on
Because I’ll spit a chill of delight
Like an inflamed lyrical icicle
My poetic snowballs are known for there bite
When they do heists on your imagination
My faucet drips constantly
As my lines are told steadily
My verbal juice harp twangs throughout the seconds of the day
And I can’t contain my self sometimes
The continual drip of my words and facts in the stagnate rain
Detains your mouth and your struck deranged
And I get more insane and I spit more flames
And I say more words that brings tears of shame
To your unlawful face in an unlawful way
I got short arms but my bites ok
So I bite away and your head is gone
Into my salivating orifice
Then down my esophagus
I needed a drink so I put my head where yours would go
And I suck on your decapitated corpse you know
And after I suck I decided I should blow
And blew that blood back down your hole
And I couldn’t help myself so I continue to blow
And your body inflated like latex glove
And your head’s digesting you’ve reached my gut
You’d think you’d be filling but your not too much
And my colon cant stand you its had enough
So I continue to press on and out you come
Ah
Your white to brown head shoots when I anally coughed
So I cork it on top of your new bloated self
You can’t handle it and you blow your top
I tried to warn you couldn’t mess with my lyrical wealth
And now your paraplegic in a jar on the shelf
Next time don’t brawl with my Jurassic self




So you try to spin back
Your web can’t even hold your weight
I open my mouth and before I spit
I watch your web decimates
You might want to tie yourself down
Because my breath is so edgy and so of beat
You’ll get jarred off your feet and contorted into a paper weight


I sleep on a hippopotamus
You might have your king size bed but with mine I got more trust
It’s like my watchdog and waterbed all in one
And if I want to sleep longer he’ll keep walking away from the sun
Until I say other wise he’s my hippo shogun
He’ll judo chop your face until you have none
He protects me, when I take forty winks
He keeps the noise level down from all my noise making enemies
And yes I recognize cats have reflexes like me
But when I slumber I like my serenity
So don’t try to battle me at night
Because if I do wake up ill take you on a modest hike
A little journey through my lyrical wonderland
Were you’ll be shackled up by my verbs and punctuations
No limitations to the similes I can make
You’ll be run down like a frog on the interstate
Highway you wont get by me
I’ll have my hippo bite off one of your legs
From your repulsive body
You’re not worthy so ill have your leg spit up
And super glued to your other leg
So you’ll have one super leg
So you can hop around in a super way
It’s a super day
So I take a word out and I incise away
And engrave my name in your super duper leg
And I have away at your face I play
And I sever away your left eyelid its great
Your new state I staple your free lid to the opposite eye
Now one of your eyes is always closed
And your other eye is always wide eyed
And I disunite your jaw with a ten-letter word
Its absurd how you cant even handle a three-letter word
And the word was said to you
And like an illegitimate fool
You sat on your hands and started to twitch and drool
And I had to take my dictionary out and slap you in the face
But all in good taste
By my unconditional grace
You verbalists waste you can’t even tackle the play ground
You wet your pants at the sound of a tire swing in the background
And I fly from the jungle gym
And I monkey stomp your kindergarten emotionally disturbed state
The vacancy rate of this play place
Has diminished since I happened to start this euphoric state
And I translate an awe-inspiring erection of words
That I spray conjugate the herd
And my hippo spreads the word
He’s the atmosphere that carries the word
Remember the word because in the beginning was the word
And the word was to write down the word
And the word was to spread around the word
Letters are out there so just unite the herd
Like an alphabet shepherd I gather the voles and consonants
And make the word