Can you talk with your hands?

By Matt Freire

Can you talk with your hands?
Can you fix mankind with rubber bands?
Can you drink telepathically?
But the biggest trick is to do this rapidly
Can you build a house with skateboards and duck tape
Do you use glue as a paperweight
Can you make a lava lamp with a soda can?
Would you drink it and be a man
Can you walk on fire or do you prefer water
Can you read a book backwards with and without your eyes?
Why do you put your Cloughs on your roof to dry?
What do you think of flies?
Would you marry a drinking straw?

If you believe in only what you see
And it lies in the future
Where there is no air to breath
And does it show on my face
I am sick of this place
Why can’t you get off?
My ear can’t talk

Why does your pasttime involve bubble gum?
Why is this your idea of fun?